Here's a few i found today...post your own and we'll see how big we can grow it!
AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as i was flipping through the channels. She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust"
And then the fight started.....
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds"
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started.......
my wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, "Do you know her?"
"Yes" i sighed, "She's my old girlfriend, I understand she started drinking after we split up years agoand i heard she hasn't been sober since."
"My God" says my wife, "who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started....
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